Zombie Infection

Have you ever have one of these symptoms:

1. Weird Face Shape, sometimes it scared yourself

2. You walks very slow, you want to move faster, you just can't

3. You cannot connect to people, moreover greet people first

4. Leave it about greeting thing, how about talk?

5. You ability is shifted, from human languange to something like moaning, groaning, grumbling

6. You want to talk, you really do.. and able to do it inside your head only...

7. Empty expression on your face, empty stare on your eyes

7. And look, people talk at you, look what you did! You didn't even respond it by turn your head to them

8. You choose to turn your body instead and walk toward the caller

9. And start to walk very slow again

10. You are seldom using tools

11. You eat something very mushy.. I got an idea, how about brain?

12. And you eat it slowly, poorly, the food spoiled all around your mouth, flow to your chin, yuck!

13. The pain all over your head and bones and body and everything!

You fall into silence in your home, sometimes groan and grunt. Re-watch Warm Bodies maybe, to analyze the similarity. Start to question yourself, when is the last time you feel a random zombie (prefer a handsome one) come to your home and bite you. NO this is the real world. Doesn't mean there is no zombie, does it? Well let's just agree to disagree haha.

Anyway i am here to help you figure what happen to you if you have all the symptoms above. Chill out, you are not in a Zombie Infection sweetheart. No worries, i have just experienced the same. It is called Parotitis.

According to Wikipedia, Parotitis is an inflammation of one or both parotid glands, the major salivary glands located on either side of the face, in humans. The parotid gland is the salivary gland most commonly affected by inflammation. Like a Zombie Infection, it is also very contagious. But don't worry, unlike Zombie Infection, it can be defeated by our natural antibody although the healing process takes a little extra time, maybe around 1-2 weeks depends your own antibody. Be ready to deal with Amoxiclav and Lanzoprazone every single time!

To you who experience it as well, you must be agree with me that this illness is making you suffer so much that you want to beat your head to the wall. Yeah, prevent always better than medicate, isn't it? So keep yourself healthy, away from stress, eat better, do some sport, keep spirit and always smile! Get well soon people, cheers!

"What am I doing with my life? I'm so pale. I should get out more. I should eat better. My posture is terrible. I should stand up straighter. People would respect me more if I stood up straighter. What's wrong with me? I just want to connect. Why can't I connect with people? Oh, right, it's because I'm dead. I shouldn't be so hard on myself. I mean, we're all dead. This girl is dead. That guy is dead. That guy in the corner is definitely dead. Jesus these guys look awful."

- R (Warm Bodies 2013)